Paula Dean turned out to be a horrible person, so I think we've found a potential replacement for her vacant Food Network show. This would be the baddest ass of all cooking shows. I would watch this cooking show religiously. Gordon Ramsay ain't got nuthin' on Phil motherf**king Anselmo!
Maynard James Keenan Planning 50th Birthday Party with Sets by A Perfect Circle and Puscifer
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