A popular saying "screw the pooch'' has been in our vocabulary for quite some time. It's a saying that means you effed up pretty bad. Well, that saying has morphed into reality and a criminal lewd conduct charge for one Detroit man. This sick freak was caught by school children makin' sweet love to a dog in an alley on Detroit's east side. That's not very Pure Michigan at all.
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