If the name of the Motörheadcruise didn’t already sell you on the September 22-26 trip at sea, then the recently announced on-board activities might. On tap for Motörhead’s Motörboat (c’mon…that’s hilarious) is a spoken word performance from Scott Ian, who also has a spoken word CD and DVD coming out November 13th. Add this to scheduled sets from Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Down, Zakk Wylde, and, of course, Motörhead, then that boat will surely be a rockin’. …And then there are the theme nights. Now, traditionally, theme nights kind of sound cheesy, but “Pajamarama” night and “Go To Heaven, Raise Hell” night, where passengers dress as their favorite rock star or groupie, could potentially yield some of the best people-watching in recorded history. If you’re interested in setting sail on Motörboat, you can get more details over at MotorheadCruise.com.