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Frank Caliendo In Studio
KITT (KNIGHT RIDER Car)
I don't know how else to describe this? Have you seen the mini muscle man?





It's crazy...Mike Clark worked out with this guy a few years ago...
Mike threw on his pilot's "costume", flew to India, worked on his biceps, and then flew home...
It's crazy!

Ha! Check out these "butt clouds"!

CLICK HERE to see a larger version of the "butt clouds"...
Did you see 68 year-old Tina Turner perform with Beyonce
at THE GRAMMY'S...If not, Mike Clark drew what
he thought she looked like...

These Mike
Clark
SEPARATED AT
BIRTHS are
becoming a
daily
occurrence...Check
out the new
one of Mike
in his
banana
hammock...

In case you
were
wondering,
that pic was
taken over
the summer
at Mike's
summer home
in
Saugatuck.
He recently
had that 3
foot deep
pool
installed (4
feet deep in
the middle),
and really
digs wearing
bright
bikinis/banana
hammocks...
Feel free to
e-mail us at
DrewMike@WRIF.com
to
compliment
Mike on his
nice tan,
sweet
mustache,
and bangin'
summer
body...
Did he think
he could
hide this
from us
forever?
CLICK HERE
to check out
Mike's
profile...
Donald Trump's
hot
daughter, IVANKA, got
into it a
bit with
GENE
SIMMONS on
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE...She
made this
weird face
that Mike
Clark
likened to
an
alien...What
do you
think?


Mike
jotted down
this picture
combining IVANKA & an
alien...

Tanith
Belbin In Studio
Juliette
Lewis In Studio
Jason Schwartzman In
Studio
Mike
Clark Separated At Birth
With Grandma From THE
BACHELOR
We all know how much Mike Clark loves to fly...Well, today being HALLOWEEN, he surprised us with his pilot uniform in true Travolta fashion...He'd rather look like Travolta than the crazy grandma from THE BACHELOR...Oh Boy!


Mike also brought in some X-RAY glasses...
"LET'S SEE YOUR PENIS!"

Oh boy! More reasons for Mike Clark to cry in his car after the show...


Sorry again, Mike...

Pictures
From The Kid Rock Show,
Thursday, October 4
Oscar De La
Hoya
recently had
some risque
pictures of
himself in
lingerie
leak onto
the internet
machine.
Well, they
turned out
to be fake.
How do we
know? Well,
the real
pictures
surfaced
just this
morning...Take
a look...


Nikki
Sixx Of MOTLEY CRUE In
Studio
St.
Pauli Girl, Bobbi Sue
Luther, In Studio
Frank
Caliendo in Studio
We've been having fun SIMPSONIZING everyone on the show this week...If you missed any of it...
MIKE CLARK

TRUDI DANIELS IN THE KITCHEN

MARC FELLHAUER

MIKE WOLTERS

JIM BENTLEY

JOEY MORASSO

CLICK HERE to "SIMPSONIZE" yourself...
Remember the separated at birth photos a while back? Well, Mike Clark was pretty bummed that he looked like Elton John...

Yesterday, he was SIMPSONIZED and he STILL looks like Elton John...Wah wah!


Greg
Giraldo In Studio
Drew & Mike Ride The
AQUADA On Orchard Lake
The shadows cast here at 1 Radio Plaza have quite the sense of humor. They prove that a penis joke is ALWAYS okay to laugh at...
(THAT'S ACTUALLY RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR STUDIO)
The subject of Gerald Ford postage stamps came up this morning...Boring, right? Well, it was until we all remembered that Mike Clark's adorable Maltese, Bonnie, was the subject of her own stamp...And boy does Bonnie get around!

Braylon Edwards In
Studio
"Hey... love the show. Mike will get a kick out of this, as we all know he has a fascination with penises. I was doing a vfr cross country solo today (6/13), and I was flying over a lake between Fort-Wayne International and Jackson, Michigan in my training plane, a SR20, and I came across a lake that looked like a penis from the sky. It was man made, and I believe it was made to look like this."
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Until today, no one knew that many years ago Mike Clark & Peter Werbe had sex/made love...
Well, a star was born!
WARREN ZEVON-CLARK-WERBE

PETER MAROULIS BEFORE &
AFTER
BEFORE (APRIL 2005)

AFTER (JUNE 2007)
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BRA PARTY!
Baseball Hall of Famer
Dave Winfield In Studio
Kenny Wayne Shepherd,
Noah Hunt, & Buddy Flett
In Studio
David Arquette In Studio
Tanith Belbin & Ben
Agosto In Studio
Mike Clark
was back a
little late
from a
commercial
break. He
was hit with
the usual
drops. We
finally
figured out
that he was
taking his
publicity
photo with
all the
other
American
Idol hotties...

MC Serch In Studio
Jamie Sale & David
Pelletier In Studio
Reno 911! Sheriff's
Department In Studio
Hannah & Sarah From
Calendars On Campus In
Studio
Greg Giraldo In Studio
Dax Shepard In Studio
We got an
e-mail from
a listener
this morning
saying...
"Here is
a photo of
early Mike
at one of
his first
jobs, WDJK-"
The Jack AM
all disco
all the
time! ".
Check out
his camel
toe shorts,
calculator
watch, and
fanny pack.
Is that
fanny pack
hiding
something as
Mike leans
into
Morganna The
Kissing
Bandit and
gets a boob
to tummy rub
? It would
be ashamed
if Mike ever
lost that
beautiful
head of
hair.
Thanks,
James"

Melissa Wolf In Studio
Pictured
below is
Archie
Griffin
(left) with
former
Michigan
running
back, Harlan
Huckleby.
Harlan works
with the
WRIF sales
staff now,
and stopped
by the
studio to
quickly talk
to Archie
about
Harlan's
visit to OSU
while being
recruited.
Allegedly,
Harlan left
a pair of
shoes behind
in Archie's
apartment...Judging
by their
outfits in
the picture,
I'm sure
Harlan
hasn't
missed those
shoes AT
ALL!

Kal Penn In Studio
Chad Smith Playing With
850 Pounds Of Jam At
Dick O'Dow's In Downtown
Birmingham
Drew & Mike
broadcasted
LIVE from
Cheli's
Chili before
Game
2...Guess
who showed
up? JIM
LEYLAND! 6
o'clock...2
hours before
game time,
the Tigers
manager
stopped by
to see how
Drew & Mike
were holdin'
up...What a
great guy...
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Jeff Daniels In Studio
It looks
like we have
a big joker
in the
building...Someone
thought it'd
be funny to
let loose a
firm, brown,
healthy turd
in the WRIF
toilet and
break the
handle so no
one can
flush...This
is
ridiculously
disgusting...WHO
DOES THIS?
Here's a few
pictures for
you doctors
out
there...Maybe
you can help
find out who
did this by
analyzing
it?
E-mails are
encouraged...



We have
quite a
sense of
humor over
here at the
show, and we
can laugh
just as hard
as anyone at
a good
toilet joke,
but please
understand
that even
these
pictures, if
real, would
make us
nauseous...THEY
ARE FAKE!
Have you
ever heard
of a Pecan
Loaf? Well,
now you
have, and
you can
explain it
in great
detail to
your
friends...But
I dare you
to try and
eat one
now...
Sorry for
all the
GREAT
VISUALS
today, but a
few days ago
we got
another
hidden penis
picture from
some
joker...Here
it is...
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Do you get
The USA
Today? On
the back
page of the
Life/Purple
Section is
the
comics...Drew
& Mike were
mentioned
today in
FRAZZ...
Jef Mallett,
author of
FRAZZ,
is a Lansing
native...Not
to mention
he is the
art director
for Booth
Newspapers...

Writer/Director Todd
Phillips In-Studio
Jamie Kennedy, Stu, &
Their Luggage In Studio
Jessica Simpson's Huge
Tubes On Jay Leno
Pauly Shore In Studio
The Rock In Studio
Harper Woods Andrea From
Maxim's Hometown Hotties
Contest
Brittany Evans aka The
St. Pauli Girl In Studio
Kevin Heffernan (Farva)
& Erik Stolhanske
(Rabbit) In Studio
Do you want
to throw up
in your
mouth a
little bit?
If you said
yes, or even
thought
about it for
a second,
look at this
nauseating
picture of
Matt Lauer
and his
muscles...

MEATLOAF In Studio
Kid Rock At The Chris
Chelios Celebrity Golf
Outing
Darren McCarty In Studio
Bob Seger In Studio
Mike Clark
has been
working
overtime
recently for
Breitling...You
may have
seen his
most recent
ad in a
magazine or
local watch
store...
Notice the
quote near
the bottom
of the ad,
"I
LIKE TO FLY
AT LEAST
ONCE A DAY."

When you're
feelin'
down, all
you need is
an
inflatable
penis at a
sporting
event to
lift you up.
Well, this
Saturday's
Tigers game
is no
exception...
This picture
was taken by
a fan in the
middle of
the 5th
inning...Rumor
is that's
what gave Granderson
the "lift"
he needed to
hit a game
tying homer
in the 9th
with two
out...You
think
there's any
substance to
the rumor?

We were all
surprised
with Trudi's
artistic
ability as a
"penis
drawer", so
we had more
women e-mail
in pictures
of "THEIR
PENISES",
and here's
proof of the
hilarity
that ensued
(In no
particular
order)...
Mike Clark's
Birthday was
spotted by a
listener
singing
karaoke in
celebration
of his
Birthday...

(This
is not
really Mike
Clark, but
it is a hell
of a
separated at
birth...Everyone
was fooled)
HERE'S A FEW
MORE OF OUR FAVORITE
MIKE CLARK
LOOK-ALIKES...


(Brent From The
Apprentice)
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Mike Clark Separated at
Births
Chauncey Billups in
Studio
Mike Clark Flying His
Helicopter at The Royal
Oak Music Theater
Olympic Silver Medalists
Tanith Belbin & Ben
Agosto in Studio
Darren McCarty in Studio
During the Olympic Break
Radio Row at the Ren
Cen...Includes Pics of
Jay Mohr, Ickey Woods,
Rob Schneider, & Marcus
Allen
Playboy Playmate of the
Year 2005, Tiffany
Fallon, & June 2005
Playmate, Kara Monaco,
in Studio
Diane Hill of Maxim
Miss FHM 2006, Lauren
Harris, in Studio
Tom Arnold Down at Radio
Row
Penthouse Pet, Courtney
Taylor, in Studio
Jimmy Kimmel in Studio
Robert Porcher & Ken
Kettenbiel in Studio to
Talk About Super Bowl XL
Supposed Proof of Scott
Stapp Being Punk'd by
College Kids in
Florida...Here's the
Couple Pics They Took
with "Creed"
Jeremy Bonderman & Kenny
Rogers, Both Pitchers
for the Detroit Tigers,
Stopped By the Studio
Kato Kaelin & Judge
"Extreme" Akim of The
WB's Eye For an Eye
in Studio
Support MI Troops
Event at Woody's in
Royal Oak
Stephanie & Kim Won the
Hottest Sisters
Contest...Check Out
Their In Studio Pictures
along with Tiffany &
Karri's
The Hottest Sisters in
Detroit Contestants
Hooters Girls Anna,
Shana, & Fatima in
Studio
Stephen Lynch in Studio
Jeff Daniels in Studio
Efren Ramirez-Pedro From
Napoleon Dynamite in
Studio
Cheri & Sara-Girls
Picked to Attend the
Vince Vaughn Meet &
Greet
Mike Clark's Rescue
Mission...Save These Men
From Certain Death
Some Stray Farm Animals
Made a Mess in the
Studio
Melinda from the Real
World (Not Safe For Work)
Eugene Levy in Studio
Streakers at the Tigers
Game (Not Safe For Work)
Wes Craven in Studio
Former Detroit Red Wing,
Darren McCarty, in
Studio for his Final
Farewell
Delbert "The Candyman"
in Studio
Old Pictures
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