A fifty-five year old cross dresser in make-up and a pink dress was busted in a high school parking lot conducting "lewd acts."
Police were notified by students who witnessed these "lewd acts." When the police approached the vehicle they found out that the man had no real reason to be on school property AND discovered some unnamed items in plain view that verified the students story about the previously mentioned "lewd acts"! He was taken jail promptly.
If he was trying to become homecoming queen...he's doing it wrong!